"No pain, no gain"

Were his last words, eyewitnesses on the scene reported.

Apparently, while his wife, walking gamely, if extremely slowly, up the steps, to tuck in their children, after two straight days of kickboxing, he made the tactical mistake of saying, "No pain, no gain!", while shoving a 5 ounce hershey bar, in his perpetually thin, face.

Amazingly, she found not only the strength to move at an alarmingly fast pace, but to choke him to death.

She'll be acquitted.

"and step left, that's right, lift your arms at an unnatural angle to your torso, while kicking forward with the left leg, and sideways with the right! Just two more!"

*BANG* drreid-blockston@cavtel.net