Apparently...

everyone in my immediate circle is on a reproductive kick. Either that, or I need to stop drinking the water.

In addition to my friend Jen's, new baby, Emma, my cousin is pregnant, and I just found out that my sister-in-law is also knocked up.

I have to say, I think I could have done a headstand when Janell called with the news that she is pregnant again. Well, maybe not a headstand. I probably could have jumped off the floor higher than 3 inches though. I don't like to exercise. Even when excited.

My SIL, is married to my only sibling. He's an ass. She, however is a sweetheart. She also happens to be my Aidan's tutor (he is dyslexic). They have twin nephews, who turned 3 in May, whom I adore. I also spoil the living shit out of them. Janell's mother once said to me "You know, you can't BUY their affection".

To which I wanted to respond, "Really? How many toddlers have you known? The lady with the candy and toys is ALWAYS popular, bitch".

I've also taught them to call me "favorite aunt", which pisses off Janell's sister to no end. Which is another perk.

I informed Janell, when I dropped off a baby gift, about 2 hours after getting the news, that I was placing an order for twin girls this time. She was not thrilled, LOL....

As long as I don't have to raise them, I can dress them and send them right back to their mommas, little girls are fine with me. Just don't ask me to share a house with one when a pre-teen in the throes of puberty is PMS-ing.